Tonight I witnessed Delbert Shoopman knighted for creating the greatest website ever. It was magical.  Medieval Times is intense.

(Though this could be because I am still recovering from what he called a “laffy taffy.”)

Here now. Be jealous.

This is me right now.  Show me you right now.

(just testing out the new tumblr feature)

Note: Click the notes button to take a gander at all the fine fellas and ladies I have following me! (Alan and I are twinners.)

Hey tumblr,

My birthday is coming up.  I’ve got a really big bathtub and a big pool.  So I’m gonna go ahead and put these guys on the wish list ok? Cool.

xo H

oh, hey wednesday.

makin’ a mess. makin’ stuff.

I just found out that my good family friend Jackson passed away last night.  He was kind of incredible. Always had a cool story to share (the man knew Al Capone for goodness sakes!).  He remembered dates and names better than anyone I know and got around town like it was nobody’s business.  He was a US Army Veteran.  He’d been married 7 times and has 40 children.

Things I’ll miss about him: his charming laugh and sense of humor, his way with the ladies, stories of his young girlfriends (in their 70’s), fried chicken, and wet willies.

We share a birthday on the 24th of this month.  I’ll be 25 and he would have been 106.

His clue to a long life was simple: “Love myself so I can love everybody else.”