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Mon May 4
For all you bacon fans out there…introducing: Squeezable Bacon! Vilhelm Lillefläsk’s Squeez Bacon® is fully cooked 100% bacon. Due to the patented electro-mechanical process by which Squeez Bacon® is rendered, it requires no preservatives or other additives. Each serving is as healthy as real bacon, and equivalent to 4 premium slices of bacon! It even has a shelf life of 12 years!!  Ok, feeling sick just thinking about this… note: this is not a real product (thank goodness) but a clever april fools joke by thinkgeek

For all you bacon fans out there…introducing: Squeezable Bacon!

Vilhelm Lillefläsk’s Squeez Bacon® is fully cooked 100% bacon. Due to the patented electro-mechanical process by which Squeez Bacon® is rendered, it requires no preservatives or other additives. Each serving is as healthy as real bacon, and equivalent to 4 premium slices of bacon!

It even has a shelf life of 12 years!!  Ok, feeling sick just thinking about this…

note: this is not a real product (thank goodness) but a clever april fools joke by thinkgeek